The 12 Days Post Christmas – Warning, I Sing!
This post is a Christmas Carol and my first real vlog. Be damned if you are all Ba Humbug about it, because it is a joyous little ditty that made me so happy I wanted to sing. You have been warned!
2014 we saw our fair share of shit. It is worthy of a song. So I give you:
The 12 Days Post Christmas. An ode to a shite year.
On the 12th month, I lost it, this shit is just too much!
One broken neck,
One whooping cough,
Three brand new cars,
Two more concussions,
7 new grey hairs,
Two totalled cars,
4 dog ear infections,
Three insurance nightmares,
Two broken ankles and,
A mum on the brink of despair.
Have a fabulous year. Only 353 days to Christmas. You. Are. Welcome.
UPDATE: I forgot to mention the 12-million sewer flies. Good times.