Apologies I Am Owed for Last Week
My family is not unlike any other family. Mums get the short end of the stick sometimes. I wanted to document last week’s apologies owed. See if this rings true for you too:
I am sorry I scared the crap out of you in the dark when you didn’t know I was there.
I am sorry I barked incessantly when you were on the phone.
I am sorry I left my socks on the living room floor.
I am sorry that I put every fucking t-shirt I own into the laundry because I didn’t want to hang them up.
I am sorry I didn’t clean up after myself even though you asked me three times.
I am sorry you did 6 loads of laundry and I didn’t offer to help, but I still demanded to know why my pants weren’t clean.
I am sorry I rolled my eyes at you when you were singing in the kitchen.
I am sorry I stepped on your broken foot twice.
I am sorry I woke you up to play tug when you were napping on the couch.
I am sorry you had to stop doing what you were doing to find the paper towel that is in the same place it always is.
I am sorry I disturbed you when you were in the washroom to ask about a play date.
I am sorry I offered you to drive everyone without checking if you could do it first.
I am sorry I forgot to use my manners.
I am sorry I used your toothbrush even though it was clearly labelled.